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Like some other animals, the gecko can perform a neat trick when threatened by a predator: it can amputate its own tail. The dropped tail serves to distract the predator, and by losing it, the lizard can run faster.
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Larry Page: — I need a new phone, can someone buy me Motorola?
Employee: — Done.
Larry Page: — Great, which model?
Employee: — Model..?
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Zaštita doma na ruski način:
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Es gibt keinen Gott, kein Universum, keine menschliche Rasse, kein irdisches Leben, keinen Himmel, keine Hölle. Es ist alles ein Traum - ein grotesker und dummer Traum. Nichts existiert außer dir. Und du bist nur ein Gedanke - ein vagabundierender Gedanke, ein nutzloser Gedanke, ein heimatloser Gedanke, der verloren in der leeren Ewigkeit wandelt!
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Hehe, iman ovu sliku i zove se "Dođi baki malo bliže" :D
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Dovede Messi curu u stan, nakon nekog vremena ona izlazi iz WC-a i ugleda dragog u krevetu sa dva muškarca. - " Leo, šta je ovo?! " upita ga iznenađeno a on odgovara - " Sorry draga ali ja ti ne mogu zabiti bez Xavija i Inieste!"
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Vl@do je napisao/la:Arch imaš upravo zato da uštediš na vremenu. Nemaš nikakvih problema s instalacijama, kompajliranjem i ostalim. Imaš jednostavno funkcionalan i stabilan, uvijek najsvježiji OS, a osim toga je sexy i cool do neba.
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Moglo je ići u glazbu ali je ovdje prikladnije.

Cannibal Corpse - I cum my blood (ja svršavam krv) rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl, koji tekstualni biser, to curi pustiti kod prossidbe http://youtu.be/uQYIuhqeBSo

Lyrics:
Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tonguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
choking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
to slit my cock with a knife
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Like some other animals, the gecko can perform a neat trick when threatened by a predator: it can amputate its own tail. The dropped tail serves to distract the predator, and by losing it, the lizard can run faster.
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