Humor, šaljive slike/video...

[stefan]

[kova-ng]

Opasna panda
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4

[Marijek]

Larry Page: — I need a new phone, can someone buy me Motorola?
Employee: — Done.
Larry Page: — Great, which model?
Employee: — Model..?

[Suko]

[shrike]

Zaštita doma na ruski način:

[Cooleech]

Hehe, iman ovu sliku i zove se "Dođi baki malo bliže"

[shicy]

Dovede Messi curu u stan, nakon nekog vremena ona izlazi iz WC-a i ugleda dragog u krevetu sa dva muškarca. - " Leo, šta je ovo?! " upita ga iznenađeno a on odgovara - " Sorry draga ali ja ti ne mogu zabiti bez Xavija i Inieste!"

[Cooleech]

[retsam]

Moglo je ići u glazbu ali je ovdje prikladnije.

Cannibal Corpse - I cum my blood (ja svršavam krv) , koji tekstualni biser, to curi pustiti kod prossidbe http://youtu.be/uQYIuhqeBSo

Lyrics:

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tonguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
choking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
to slit my cock with a knife

[stefan]

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