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[Lutherus]

25

old man

sad sam još i deda

[kova-ng]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcUzoij4Ur4

haha strgo sam se

[domi]

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[Lutherus]

Kod: Označi sve

 What if people bought cars like they buy computers?
General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers - but imagine if they did...

Helpline:
    "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?" 
Customer:
    "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!" 
Helpline:
    "Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?" 
Customer:
    "What's an ignition?" 
Helpline:
    "It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine." 
Customer:
    "Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?" 

Helpline:
    "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?" 
Customer:
    "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!" 
Helpline:
    "Is the gas tank empty?" 
Customer:
    "Huh? How do I know?" 
Helpline:
    "There's a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle, and markings from 'E' to 'F'. Where is the needle pointing?" 
Customer:
    "I see an 'E' but no 'F'." 
Helpline:
    "You see the 'E' and just to the right is the 'F'." 
Customer:
    "No, just to the right of the first 'E' is a 'V'." 
Helpline:
    "A 'V'?!?" 
Customer:
    "Yeah, there's a 'C', an 'H', the first 'E', then a 'V', followed by 'R', 'O', 'L' ..." 
Helpline:
    "No, no, no sir! That's the front of the car. When you sit behind the steering wheel, that's the panel I'm talking about." 
Customer:
    "That steering wheel thingy -- Is that the round thing that honks the horn?" 
Helpline:
    "Yes, among other things." 
Customer:
    "The needle's pointing to 'E'. What does that mean?" 
Helpline:
    "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the vendor to install it for you." 
Customer:
    "What? I paid $12,000 for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!" 

Helpline:
    "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?" 
Customer:
    "Your cars suck!" 
Helpline:
    "What's wrong?" 
Customer:
    "It crashed, that's what went wrong!" 
Helpline:
    "What were you doing?" 
Customer:
    "I wanted to go faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed -- and now it won't even start up!" 
Helpline:
    "I'm sorry, sir, but it's your responsibility if you misuse the product." 
Customer:
    "Misuse it? I was just following this damned manual of yours. It said to make the car go to put the transmission in 'D' and press the accelerator pedal. That's exactly what I did -- now the damn thing's crashed." 
Helpline:
    "Did you read the entire operator's manual before operating the car sir?" 
Customer:
    "What? Of course I did! I told you I did EVERYTHING the manual said and it didn't work!" 
Helpline:
    "Didn't you attempt to slow down so you wouldn't crash?" 
Customer:
    "How do you do THAT?" 
Helpline:
    "You said you read the entire manual, sir. It's on page 14. The pedal next to the accelerator." 
Customer:
    "Well, I don't have all day to sit around and read this manual you know." 
Helpline:
    "Of course not. What do you expect us to do about it?" 
Customer:
    "I want you to send me one of the latest versions that goes fast and won't crash anymore!" 

Helpline:
    "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?" 
Customer:
    "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks." 
Helpline:
    "Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?" 
Customer:
    "How do I work it?" 
Helpline:
    "Do you know how to drive?" 
Customer:
    "Do I know how to what?" 
Helpline:
    "Do you know how to DRIVE?" 
Customer:
    "I'm not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!"   

[gušter]

sobes
http://www.net.hr/putovanja/page/2011/0 ... tml?pos=n0

[shicy]

da ne postoje ni riječnici nu gugl translejt pa bi se čovik samo posprdno osmjehnuo, ali ovako...

[Lutherus]

glupi amerikanci

[Suko]

[shicy]

na TotalniFM čua...

...
"Reci Rambo!"
"Rambo "
"Šta je?"

ja sam umra od smija na ovo

[zagortenay]

ej ljudi ovo morate pogledati ja sam crko od smijeha Jim Carrey ka Rocky!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh1ghJDH ... re=related