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[Lutherus]

lutherus@exelero~ $ man woman
No manual entry for woman

echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq' | dc
echo '16i[q]sa[ln0=aln100%Pln100/snlbx]sbA0D4D465452snlbxq' | dc

% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

% sh

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink < bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

$ mkdir matter; cat > matter
matter: cannot create

(First add an /etc/hosts alias of 'elvis')
$ ping elvis
elvis is alive.

[zole052]

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9271/luciadk.jpg

[Abzeenth]

Awww, Sankta Lucia meni se tako vosak topio i razlijevao po rukama, a nisam ni bila Lucia već samo jedna od pjevačica. I nije bilo nimalo humoristično jer je vosak bio VRUĆ

[Lutherus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PJM0XlH ... D50FEE5CB3

[Lutherus]

http://www.dailydawdle.com/2010/11/wate ... t-pic.html

[Markec]

http://www.24sata.hr/cudne-vijesti/prom ... lni-201344

[iv@n]

Freedom of Speech - Priceless! For everything else - you have Master Card. Or do you?

http://twitter.com/#!/dandellion/status/12534171335397377

[Markec]

http://www.24sata.hr/fun/jos-jedna-epiz ... edom-47808

Najjače je ono sa Picardom i Troi

[Hugo]

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4930/54532883.jpg

[Lutherus]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/472b6c ... dma?=fbook