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Dear Gullible Teachers, I DID
NOT eat that kids homework.
They were on facebook all night.
Sincerely, Innocent Dog.
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People say nothing is impossible. But I do nothing every day.
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To avoid criticism ~ do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
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Lutherus

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slika
Lutherus

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Dođe Mujo na željezničku stanicu i vidi novi automat.

Na njemu piše:

- "Ubaci novčić, ovdje stavi ruku i mašina ti kaže tko si."

Mujo stvarno proba i ubaci novčić. Automat mu kaže:

- "Ti si Mujo i čekaš vlak za Sarajevo."

A Mujo hoće da zajebe automat, našminka se i opet

ubaci novčić u automat.

- "Ti si Mujo i čekaš vl...ak za Sarajevo."

Ode Mujo na WC i vidi kondomat. Kupi kondom i navuče

ga na glavu i opet ubaci novčić.

- "je** ga Mujo, dok ti ovdje glumiš kur**, ode ti vlak

za Sarajevo."
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ovi spameri su sve bolji i bolji;
Bless you,

Miss Sephora Rango.
Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire.


I want to seek your lovely care and help to come over to your country to stay, continue my education and investment my inheritance fund.

I am a God fearing girl of 21 years Miss Sephora Rango the only born of my father late Mr. James Rango a successful business man and the Director of Cocoa Export Corporation of D'Ivoire. Life is difficult for me now after several attacks by unknown men to shoot me to death.

An Investigations where made that one of them was caught and it happened to be my late fathers manager and my uncle. They planed to kill me in other to inherit all my father's assets.

My father's lawyer now handed over to me a document of my late father’s money deposited in the bank which is the sum of US$8.5 million and suggested or advised me to fly out with this money to a foreign country to invest the money and stay to continue my education for my safety.

Please this is urgent and I need you to help me complete the transaction and also help me to transfer the fund in your account to enable me come over to your country.


Yours,

Miss. Sephora Rango
dobio sam 21godisnjakinju i 8.5 miliona dolara samo zato jer imam mail account, jebenica, stvarno me je krenulo. :)
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glaskoncILLa je napisao/la:dobio sam 21godisnjakinju i 8.5 miliona dolara samo zato jer imam mail account, jebenica, stvarno me je krenulo. :)
Ja sam neki dan dobio ovo:
Hello
My name is Merit, I am single girl and i am interested in you and i want you to contact me (merit_daddah@yahoo.com) ,so that i will send you my picture bye

Kiss,
Merit.
:D
One definition of the word mean is "small." Mean people live small, think small, and feel small—the smaller, the meaner.
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Glas je bolje prosao. ;)
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