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Nije teško biti toliko nesrećan da bi čovek počeo da pije. Ljude treba odvikavati od nesreće, a ne od alkohola. Nesreća je veći porok.
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Snooze http://i.imgur.com/w7RpZ.png
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Kod: Označi sve
Uhvate kanibali Amerikanca, Francuza i Šiptara. Za kaznu će im rezati ćunu ovisno o zanimanju.
Dođu do Amerikanca:"Šta si ti bio?'' - Mesar!". Na to mu oni mačetom nasjeckaju ćunu na komadiće.
Dođu do Francuza:"Šta si ti bio?'' Kuhar!".na to mu oni razrežu ćunu popola.
Idu dalje do Šiptara a on umire od smijeha."Šta se smiješ, znaš li što ćemo da ti radimo?". "Znam, sada ćeš da mi ga ljižeš dok se ne rastopi!!!!".One definition of the word mean is "small." Mean people live small, think small, and feel small—the smaller, the meaner.
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Mile voli Cisco, Cisco...!
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sudo apt-get install wife
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eh, ja ne mogu ni tako doć do ženeiv@n je napisao/la:sudo apt-get install wife
Couldn't find any package whose name or description matched "wife"
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Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed.
You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes.
Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.
You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes.
Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.