Humor, šaljive slike/video...

[Lutherus]

zakaj se 4 polocajca svađaju ispred službenog golfa?
koj će sjediti pokraj prozora.

[ace_ubuntu]

Magic computer

pišem po sjećanju nemojte kaj zamjeriti...

One morning Bill Gates complained to his friend that he has an elbow ache... he doesen't want to wait in a hospital ( it takes too long)..if he could advise him what to do..
Friend: well, there's a new drug store with magic computer, you put in it your blood and urin samples, then you'll have to wait a bit, so computer could analyze it and give you the results..
Bill: Ok I'll try that
Next day Bill went to drug store and put his samples into computer...computer started blinking and winking...after few moments he got the answer : you have a tennis elbow, you should put your elbow every day in a warm water...
Bill was stunned..(and he was thinking and thinking)..so he decided to take the urin samples of his daughter and wife, stool sample of his dog, water from his home and his sample of a sperm...
He went to drug store again, he put those samples into computer...computer started blinking and winking again...after few moments Bill got his answer...Your wife is sleeping with someone else, get a lawyer... your daughter is pregnant, talk with her... your dog has worms, give him anti worm tablets, water from your tap is too hard, call a plumber ...and if you won't stop jerking off, you'll never cure that tennis elbow....

[Suko]

Dobarrrr!

[Lutherus]

ace_ubuntu = > DOBAR!!!!!!!

[zole052]

Gleda žena emisiju o kuhanju, ulazi muž i začuđeno je pita: 'Što to gledaš kad nemaš pojma o kuhanju?'
A ona će: 'Pa i ti redovno gledaš porniće!'

[ace_ubuntu]

Priča za laku noć (iz filma Dva stara gunđala 2)

Three bears and Goldylocks

One day three bears came home, and they've noticed someone was/and still is at their home...Papa bear said: look somebody was sleeping in my bed, Mama bear said: somebody was sleeping in my bed too...and the baby bear said: somebody was sleeping in my bed, and the bastard is still there..
Goldylocks grabbed her semi automatic remington with a scope and hair trigger, and that was the end of the three bears...

još jedan crnjak...
Steven Wright, stand up komičar: I used to play with tarot cards, five of them are dead...

nekoliko dobrih od omiljenih komičara (Craig Ferguson, Billy Connolly,Victor Borge):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULQwMZD77w0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQduXuJxeGg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ4ZNbiO15M

ima ih još, ak vam se bude svidjelo, objavljivat ću dalje

[domi]

nnevjerojatno!!!
http://www.net.hr/webcafe/page/2010/02/12/0210006.html

[iv@n]

verry funny

Dante´s Internet

[glaskoncILLa]

apsintusa, u cetvrtom krugu si..

[kova-ng]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZLGQAVSkPo