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kova-ng je napisao/la:košta 150 GB ? nekontam
Ma bugovci su napisali novu valutu, evo članak
Western Digital je, nakon Samsunga i Toshibe, predstavio 2,5-inčni disk s kapacitetom od 640 GB. Ime modela je Scorpio Blue, koristi 3-gigabitno SATA sučelje, a u usporedbi s prethodnim modelom troši do 30% manje energije.

Kapacitet je postignut korištenjem dvije 320-gigabajtne ploče koje se vrte pri 5.400 rpm. Ugrađeno je 8 MB cachea, a zahvaljujući debljini od 9,5 milimetara disk će se moći ugraditi i u tanje prijenosnike, poručuju iz Western Digitala.

Preporučena prodajna cijena na američkom tržištu iznosi mu 150 GB.
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Ovo mi je jedna od najsmjesnijih poruka koje sam dobio na linuxu
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NELE86 je napisao/la:Ovo mi je jedna od najsmjesnijih poruka koje sam dobio na linuxu...
Vrhunska! rofl rofl
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semiRocket
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Markec je napisao/la:http://www.mojnet.com/video-skola-trbusnog-plesa/1607b381ac3896176dac
Ovo nemojte pokušavati kod kuće
:lol:

Gledao sam 5 puta, ne mogu vjerovat :lol:
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hahahaha koji hit hahahahaha
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The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.
I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, “I wanna watch.”
rofl rofl
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Suko je napisao/la:The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.
I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, “I wanna watch.”
rofl rofl
rofl rofl rofl rofl
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malo crnog humora xD

http://www.slobodnadalmacija.hr/Mozaik/ ... fault.aspx

koliki debil moraš bit za dat ljubavnici da se javi na telefon...u hotelskoj sobi... ruga_se
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