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Girls and Windows Comparison
* Both have a great UI.
* Both consume large resources and do less work.
* Both crash unexpectedly.
* Both are not easily portable on different architectures (environment).
* Both can’t work on low resource architectures (environment).
* Both are costly to maintain.
* Both give mostly unexpected outputs.
* Both their working often contradicts with their documentation.
* Both are easily prone to viruses (rumors and doubts) and they (viruses) do spread very fast in windows based networks.
* In spite of all above disadvantages, both are liked
Abzeenth je napisao/la:Dobro onda. Baš me briga. Krepajte od offtopica.
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A blonde walks into a bank
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says,
“Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”
The blond replies…..”Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
Pa nek netko još kaže da plavuše nisu pametne.Suko je napisao/la:A blonde walks into a bank...
I've seen some idiots back in my time, but you man... you're special!Vl@do je napisao/la:Arch imaš upravo zato da uštediš na vremenu. Nemaš nikakvih problema s instalacijama, kompajliranjem i ostalim. Imaš jednostavno funkcionalan i stabilan, uvijek najsvježiji OS, a osim toga je sexy i cool do neba.
Mujo radio u nekoj firmi i jedan dan ode kod direktora i požali mu se:
“Gospodine direktore, potrebno mi je nekoliko slobodnih dana”
“Zašto?”
“Imam obiteljskih problema” – Mujo će snuždeno.
“Pa što se dogodilo?” – zabrinuto će direktor.
“Ženim se!”
Najbolji dio je na 2:15 kad mu zadimi auspuh Zakon! 
