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hahaha
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Microsoft just bought out Hoover vacuum cleaners. When they're through with working it over, they will finally have a project that doesn't suck.
... being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new turret, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily removed the floor under your bed." - Unix for Dummies, 2nd Edition
The label said designed for windows XP and better, so I installed Linux.
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Umro haker i otišao u pakao. Poslije nekoliko dana zove Đavo Boga i pita ga:
Dođavola, što ste mi ono poslali umjesto čovjeka? Razbio mi je sve kotlove, podavio sve vražčiće i evo već treći dan trči po hodnicima i viče: "Gdje je prelaz na sljedeći nivo?"

Šta imaju podmornica i windowsi zajedniČko?
Ćim otvoriš prozor počinju problemi!

Kako se pozdravljaju programeri nacisti?
Zip fajl!

Komentiraju dva informatičara curu:
"ajme,vidi kakve ova ima properties!"
"da,ali je read-only..."
"...uuummmm kako bi joj nabacio jedan "chmod +w" "


Postoje 2 vrste ženski:

1. FAT

2. NTFS


Idu dvije babe ulicom... jedna IDE , druga SATA
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Windows 7 na našem najnovijem netbooku!
Ne treba vam više od jedne ruke da bi ga koristili!

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When Linux Nerds Choose Mates from the Windows Herd - http://6url.net/btxtds
To avoid criticism ~ do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
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iv@n je napisao/la:When Linux Nerds Choose Mates from the Windows Herd - http://6url.net/btxtds
:nee :lol:
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NTFS == Nabijem Ti Flasu u Supak
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:lol:
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