Malo pročešljavam jednu staru arhivu gluparija..
FEMALE PRAYER:
>
> Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's
> not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One
> who's loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks,
> When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
> I pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his
> cash, won't be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back
> and begs to do more.
> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows
> what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
> I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never
> attempt to hit on my friend.
> And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep
> you sent me instead.
> Amen.
>
>
> MALE PRAYER:
>
> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
> who owns a liquor store.
> Amen