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Like some other animals, the gecko can perform a neat trick when threatened by a predator: it can amputate its own tail. The dropped tail serves to distract the predator, and by losing it, the lizard can run faster.
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My wife asked, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"
I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"
Like some other animals, the gecko can perform a neat trick when threatened by a predator: it can amputate its own tail. The dropped tail serves to distract the predator, and by losing it, the lizard can run faster.
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Dropbox reg. se i dobivaš 2GB odmah, a +250MB dobivamo i ti i ja ako se regaš preko ovog linka
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Opo sam sa stolca od smijeha! :D
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Like some other animals, the gecko can perform a neat trick when threatened by a predator: it can amputate its own tail. The dropped tail serves to distract the predator, and by losing it, the lizard can run faster.
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Nije teško biti toliko nesrećan da bi čovek počeo da pije. Ljude treba odvikavati od nesreće, a ne od alkohola. Nesreća je veći porok.
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odin je napisao/la:http://www.dump.com/2011/07/09/best-ping-pong-point-ever-video/
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Alfa Romeo - Nacionalni neprijatelj br. 1. Svaki pravi vlasnik Golfa Diesel ima primary directive pričati o tome kako se kvare, kako su nekvalitetni i sto je najvažnije - isticati kako puno troše, i to, gle čuda, uvijek u trenutku dok isti prolazi na cesti s njihove lijeve strane ostavljajući Golfa daleko iza sebe.
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^^^ sad but true ;)
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