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JestGogy je napisao/la:Not Another Teen Movie, barem mislim...Markec je napisao/la:Ovaj video nije pornič
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Random komentar na Slashdotu je napisao/la: An investment firm is hiring mathematicians. After the first round of interviews, three hopeful recent graduates - a pure mathematician, an applied mathematician, and a graduate in mathematical finance - are asked what starting salary they are expecting. The pure mathematician: "Would $30,000 be too much?" The applied mathematician: "I think $60,000 would be OK." The math finance person: "What about $300,000?" The personnel officer is flabberghasted: "Do you know that we have a graduate in pure mathematics who is willing to do the same work for a tenth of what you are demanding!?" "Well, I thought of $135,000 for me, $135,000 for you - and $30,000 for the pure mathematician who will do the work."
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Mathematics, serious business.....jjj je napisao/la:Random komentar na Slashdotu je napisao/la: An investment firm is hiring mathematicians. After the first round of interviews, three hopeful recent graduates - a pure mathematician, an applied mathematician, and a graduate in mathematical finance - are asked what starting salary they are expecting. The pure mathematician: "Would $30,000 be too much?" The applied mathematician: "I think $60,000 would be OK." The math finance person: "What about $300,000?" The personnel officer is flabberghasted: "Do you know that we have a graduate in pure mathematics who is willing to do the same work for a tenth of what you are demanding!?" "Well, I thought of $135,000 for me, $135,000 for you - and $30,000 for the pure mathematician who will do the work."
"How come things that happen to stupid people always happen to me?" -- Homer
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Yes, of course... Još će se odin na vas naljutit.
Mathematics, serious business.....jjj je napisao/la:Random komentar na Slashdotu je napisao/la: An investment firm is hiring mathematicians. After the first round of interviews, three hopeful recent graduates - a pure mathematician, an applied mathematician, and a graduate in mathematical finance - are asked what starting salary they are expecting. The pure mathematician: "Would $30,000 be too much?" The applied mathematician: "I think $60,000 would be OK." The math finance person: "What about $300,000?" The personnel officer is flabberghasted: "Do you know that we have a graduate in pure mathematics who is willing to do the same work for a tenth of what you are demanding!?" "Well, I thought of $135,000 for me, $135,000 for you - and $30,000 for the pure mathematician who will do the work."
Yes, of course... Još će se odin na vas naljutit.
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Lutherus
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ja sam strojar.ne matematičar.matematika je samo filozofska disciplina kavaiweb je napisao/la: Yes, of course... Još će se odin na vas naljutit.
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Lutherus
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Pesimist vidi samo tamu u tunelu. Optimist vidi svjetlo na kraju tunela. Realist vidi da je to svjetlo ustvari vlak. A strojovođa vidi 3 idiota na pruzi.

