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Gogy je napisao/la:
Markec je napisao/la:Ovaj video nije pornič
http://www.tubuz.com/tube/gallery/56ce0 ... index.html izgleda da je izrezan iz nekog filma :D
Not Another Teen Movie, barem mislim...
Jest :) malo dalje se nalazi slika iz scene http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1795856384/tt0277371
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Random komentar na Slashdotu je napisao/la: An investment firm is hiring mathematicians. After the first round of interviews, three hopeful recent graduates - a pure mathematician, an applied mathematician, and a graduate in mathematical finance - are asked what starting salary they are expecting. The pure mathematician: "Would $30,000 be too much?" The applied mathematician: "I think $60,000 would be OK." The math finance person: "What about $300,000?" The personnel officer is flabberghasted: "Do you know that we have a graduate in pure mathematics who is willing to do the same work for a tenth of what you are demanding!?" "Well, I thought of $135,000 for me, $135,000 for you - and $30,000 for the pure mathematician who will do the work."
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jjj je napisao/la:
Random komentar na Slashdotu je napisao/la: An investment firm is hiring mathematicians. After the first round of interviews, three hopeful recent graduates - a pure mathematician, an applied mathematician, and a graduate in mathematical finance - are asked what starting salary they are expecting. The pure mathematician: "Would $30,000 be too much?" The applied mathematician: "I think $60,000 would be OK." The math finance person: "What about $300,000?" The personnel officer is flabberghasted: "Do you know that we have a graduate in pure mathematics who is willing to do the same work for a tenth of what you are demanding!?" "Well, I thought of $135,000 for me, $135,000 for you - and $30,000 for the pure mathematician who will do the work."
Mathematics, serious business..... :D
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[quote="/Zoran\"]
jjj je napisao/la:
Random komentar na Slashdotu je napisao/la: An investment firm is hiring mathematicians. After the first round of interviews, three hopeful recent graduates - a pure mathematician, an applied mathematician, and a graduate in mathematical finance - are asked what starting salary they are expecting. The pure mathematician: "Would $30,000 be too much?" The applied mathematician: "I think $60,000 would be OK." The math finance person: "What about $300,000?" The personnel officer is flabberghasted: "Do you know that we have a graduate in pure mathematics who is willing to do the same work for a tenth of what you are demanding!?" "Well, I thought of $135,000 for me, $135,000 for you - and $30,000 for the pure mathematician who will do the work."
Mathematics, serious business..... :D[/quote]
Yes, of course... Još će se odin na vas naljutit. :D
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iweb je napisao/la: Yes, of course... Još će se odin na vas naljutit. :D
ja sam strojar.ne matematičar.matematika je samo filozofska disciplina kava
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