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[glaskoncILLa]

Linux, DOS, Vista -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

[Lutherus]

Linux, DOS, Vista -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

[Lutherus]

http://americaisretarded.com/yes_we_can.html

[Suko]

[ante003]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BipvGD-LCjU

[ante003]

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5130/d ... errorm.jpg

[Suko]

[iForce]

[Suko]

Kod: Označi sve

U jednom australskom TV kvizu do zadnjeg pitanja stigli su župnik i pastir. Zadnje pitanje je bilo: Sastavite kiticu koja se rimuje sa Timbuktu u 5 minuta.

Nakon isteka 5 minuta prvo svoju pjesmicu čita župnik:

"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu."

Publika je bila oduševljena župnikovom pjesmicom i već su skoro njega proglasili pobjednikom, kad ustane pastir i počne čitati svoju kompoziciju:

"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two."

 

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A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him :
- Daddy, what's Sex?
"OK" he thinks, this day was bound to come, and I am not going to let my little princess learn about Sex from the streets.

So, he sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees.
He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs.
He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet dreams.

Then she asks :
- Daddy what is "a couple" ?
And he carries on: a couple are the two people involved in the sex, but this can be two males also, where they penetrate from the ass, or two females which we call lesbians, where they use the tongue on the vagina...and goes on to describe masturbation, oral sex, group sex, pornography, bondage and rape, pedophilia, sex toys etc...

The father finally asks:
- So why did you want to know about "a couple" and "Sex"?
-Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs.

 

[domi]

Guta knedle Jadrančica, Šuker zvjera blijeda lica, Milinoviću tlak skače, Kalmeti se tresu gaće, Biškupiću glas trepeće, Čobo zalogaj premeće, Dropulićki pogled skreće, Franjo v grobu se okréće. “Al samo je Ivo krao, drugi nitko nije znao”, blebne Vlado Šeks, pa cugne na eks. U se, na se i poda se, svi zajedno i svak za se, koja je to stranka zna se!