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[shicy]

ona kojoj je mgsin(L) veći
L je kut nagiba krova

[Lutherus]

ona kojoj je mgsin(L) veći
L je kut nagiba krova

mgsin(L) / mgcos(L) = sin(L)/cos(L)=tg(L) --> tg(L) = u = faktor trenja.

eh , da obje su na istoj strani krova.

zasto je pile preslo cestu? da hrabro pođe tamo gdje još nijedno pile nije bilo.
Newton:
1) Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to
cross the road.
2) It was pushed on the road.
3) It was pushed on the road by another chicken, which went away from
the road.
4) It was attracted to a chicken on the other side of the road.

Alessandro Volta: There was a potential difference in her future on the
other side.

Q. Why did the quantum chicken cross the road?
A. It was already on both sides of the road!

[masnipalac]

[Markec]

Kako crnogorci mastubiraju?
Zabiju ku**c u pijesak i ćekaju potres

[Lutherus]

Jučer je u Crnoj Gori bio potres.uze crnogorac motiku da obradi njivu a zamlja pukla od smijeha

[exocet]

[Lutherus]

staro ali dobro

[Suko]

S Uncyclopaedie:

Debian IRC support

The joke is the title^ Debianees are also known for their friendly and supportive attitude towards Debian newbies.

debian_newb has joined #debian_support
<debian_newb> can someone help me to set up firewall on my new debian box?
<teH_DeBIAN_1337_H4x0r> OMFG U THINK i HAVE TIME TO HELP SOME STUPID NEWBS. RTFM.
<dEB14N_4_LIF3> LOL UR TOTAL N00b. RTFM u f4g. go kill ur self.
<dbian_RULLZZZ0r> RTFM newb. come back when u haw3 sum skillz.
<debinnzzz> Go Uze windoz or sumthing ROFLOLOOLOLL!!1!1111oneeleven1one!

Debianees will only answer your inquiry, however, if it is worded in a proper polite way. Here is a proper, polite way to ask for tech support.

OMG! DEBIAN IS SO PATHETIC! IT CAN'T ________, BUT WINDOWS CAN _____ JUST BY CLICKING _______!

Rushing to defend their precious Linux, they will give the most descriptive, polite, useful information possible. If you use "normal" manners though, you will most likely get flamed, insulted, and receive at least 10 viruses by email. All of which will be written in "1337", for no appearent reason. Your IP will be traced, and eventually your Linux OS will be hijacked and destroyed. In some cases your CPU might melt from having to handle so much hacking by insecure "Debianees".

[Lutherus]

Čujem da je LucasArts zainteresiran da on Canonicala otkupi njihovu poin`t click avanturu kava

[glaskoncILLa]

S Uncyclopaedie:

ova mi je bolja;

Due to pressure from users, obsolete versions of certain software that is still under development may be included in the unstable section, but its use is broadly discouraged, since it does not strictly adhere to the project's guidelines, sometimes including software from after the Renaissance.