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Re: Humor, šaljive slike/video...

Postano: 14 lip 2010, 07:05
Postao/la Lutherus
malo zeke u terminalu

telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl i pogledajte star wars u ascii
kopi pejst % man: why did you get a divorce? i čekaj odgovor

i malo kravica i varijacija na temu

apt-get moo
aptitude -v moo
aptitude -v -v moo
aptitude -v -v -v moo
aptitude -v -v -v -v moo
aptitude -v -v -v -v -v moo
aptitude -v -v -v -v -v -v

i mala ubuntu zeka (valjda radi i na 10.04)

alt+f2 i unesi "free the fish" (naravno bez navodnika)

razgovori sa terminalom

Kod: Označi sve

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

Re: Humor, šaljive slike/video...

Postano: 14 lip 2010, 08:13
Postao/la Gogy

Re: Humor, šaljive slike/video...

Postano: 14 lip 2010, 10:20
Postao/la zole052

Re: Humor, šaljive slike/video...

Postano: 14 lip 2010, 12:13
Postao/la Lutherus
Windows user's prayer

Our Windows, who is on harddrives
Wide open your ports
You viruses come,
On 95 as it is on XP

Give us this day our daily ServicePacks
and forgive our Linux partitions
as we forgive those flaws from your drivers
and lead us not into the blue screen
but deliver us from software conflicts.

Yours is the whole RAM and harddrive
and all processor's Hertzs
forever and ever CTRL+ALT+DELETE!


***********************

sudo aptitude install funny-manpages
dpkg -L funny-manpages

Re: Humor, šaljive slike/video...

Postano: 14 lip 2010, 12:15
Postao/la domi
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Re: Humor, šaljive slike/video...

Postano: 14 lip 2010, 12:19
Postao/la Lutherus
dobar!

Re: Humor, šaljive slike/video...

Postano: 14 lip 2010, 12:20
Postao/la Lutherus
Za svaki gol koj postigne Hrvatska na sp2010 častim rundom!
Za svaku osvojenu tekmu stavljam i klopu!!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re: Humor, šaljive slike/video...

Postano: 14 lip 2010, 12:25
Postao/la domi
odin je napisao/la:Za svaki gol koj postigne Hrvatska na sp2010 častim rundom!
Za svaku osvojenu tekmu stavljam i klopu!!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Vratiti ćemo vrijeme u Francusku pa si nahebo.... :D

Re: Humor, šaljive slike/video...

Postano: 14 lip 2010, 12:48
Postao/la Lutherus
Domi tako ćemo narušiti vremensko-prostorni kntinum i ravnotežu pa smo svi nahebali :ugeek:

Re: Humor, šaljive slike/video...

Postano: 14 lip 2010, 12:55
Postao/la stefan