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The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." I can't understand why it won't work on my Linux computer.
It is not too late to turn back from the GATES of hell. Use Linux!
Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.
Got Linux?
Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house.
What Bill Gates did not realize was that his daughter would grow up to be a rebel and would never use anything but Linux for her whole life.
Linux, DOS, Windows NT -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Linux: the operating system with a CLUE... Command Line User Environment
We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity -- so UP yours, Microsoft!
Linux: The OS people choose without $200,000,000 of persuasion
The linuX Files -- The Source is Out There.
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. Linux is the answer.
Linux: The choice of a GNU generation.
"When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*'." -- Linus Torvalds
Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117.
By golly, I'm beginning to think Linux really *is* the best thing since sliced bread.
"We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds." -- Linus
"Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100 mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had." -- Linus
Veni, vidi, Linux!
Microsoft seems to have gotten a lot of mileage out of the C2 rating for NT with no network connection. I wonder if a B3 rating for Linux with no power cord might be of value.
Linux, because we don't need no steenkin' Blue Screen of Death!
Type cat vmlinuz > /dev/audio to hear the Voice of God.
Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste.
The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.
Windows NT, from the people who invented EDLIN!
Linux, the way to get rid of boot viruses
"What you end up with, after running an operating system concept through these many marketing coffee filters, is something not unlike plain hot water." -- By Matt Welsh
Why use Windows, since there is a door?
Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...
Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS
Windows: Microsoft's tax on computer illiterates.
In a world without fences who needs Gates?
Another name for a Windows tutorial is crash course!
Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
NT... the last two letters of bowel movement
Some software money can't buy. For everything else there's Micros~1.
Sticks and Stones may break my bones but FUD will never concern me.
Every program expands until it can send mail. ...Except Exchange.
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
.vbs = Virus Bearing Script?
Technology is positive when the creators put the interests of their users before their bottom line.
We are Linux. Resistance is measured in Ohms.
Have you ever noticed that at trade shows Microsoft is always the one giving away stress balls?
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold everything!
But still we cannot.
Rather than beep
Or a rude error message:
These words: "File Not Found".
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why -
Lazy programmers!
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot
Order will return.
For a new PC,
Center of my universe,
I abandon all.
The code was willing!
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.
Everything is gone.
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger? (yes/no)
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?
Website has been moved
We'd tell you where, but then we'd
Have to delete you.
The web site you seek
Cannot be located but
Countless more exist.
Aborted effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask way too much.
Windows XP crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My novel" not found.
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
Logon incorrect!
Only perfect spellers may
Enter this system!
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
10,000 Things
How long do any persist?
Explorer is gone.
Server: poor response
Not quick enough for browser
Time out, plum blossom.
This site uses frames
And yet your browser does not.
One of these will change.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
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