Humor, šaljive slike/video...
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Lutherus
Re: Humor, šaljive slike/video...
Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.
Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house.
Linux, DOS, Windows NT -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Linux, because we don't need no steenkin' Blue Screen of Death!
Type cat vmlinuz > /dev/audio to hear the Voice of God.
The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...
Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS
Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
The box said "Windows xp or better" - so I installed Linux
ili
Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house.
Linux, DOS, Windows NT -- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Linux, because we don't need no steenkin' Blue Screen of Death!
Type cat vmlinuz > /dev/audio to hear the Voice of God.
The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash, it displays a dialog Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...
Computers are like air conditioners -- they stop working properly if you open WINDOWS
Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
The box said "Windows xp or better" - so I installed Linux
ili
Kod: Označi sve
UNIX COMMANDS:
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man: : Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% (-
(-: Command not found.
% sh $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create-
glaskoncILLa
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...."Have you mooed today?"...
..It’s that time of the decade: I’m reinstalling Debian..
..It’s that time of the decade: I’m reinstalling Debian..
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zole052 je napisao/la
i google vjerojatno zna i koliko im je piso dugacak a smeta ih ubuntu spyware
i google vjerojatno zna i koliko im je piso dugacak a smeta ih ubuntu spyware
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glaskoncILLa
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Re: Humor, šaljive slike/video...
...."Have you mooed today?"...
..It’s that time of the decade: I’m reinstalling Debian..
..It’s that time of the decade: I’m reinstalling Debian..
Re: Humor, šaljive slike/video...
to north, to north there lay the land of dread, dungorthin, where all ways were dead
in hills, in hills of shadow bleak and cold, beyond was deadly nightshade's hold
in hills, in hills of shadow bleak and cold, beyond was deadly nightshade's hold
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slike gnome 3, al to je nebitno, bitan je gornji desni kut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://linuxpoison.blogspot.com/2008/12 ... shots.html
http://linuxpoison.blogspot.com/2008/12 ... shots.html
I'm a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do one D4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus-five holy avenger.
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iv@n
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"Biggest lie ever: "I have read and agree to the terms of use."
To avoid criticism ~ do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
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child_in_time
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iv@n je napisao/la:"Biggest lie ever: "I have read and agree to the terms of use."
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
